Nobody Shall Observe

Musings and ravings on all things film and TV

“That weapon will replace your tongue. You will learn to speak through it. And your poetry will now be written with blood.”

 – William Blake

Why I began Nobody Shall Observe

I am an avid, hopeless and unrepentant fan of film and television. I consume media as others do snacks. If I’m not watching, I’m talking about it, writing scripts or, as in this case, critiquing it. This blog is my space to do just that; write reviews of the films I love, criticise those I detest and mourn cinematic heroes lost. My hope is that you will find my film and tv reviews, critiques and articles interesting, inspiring, challenging or just plain infuriating. Whichever it is, leave a comment and let me know what you think. 

Featured film and TV reviews

Chuck Norris Vs Communism Documentary Poster

Documentaries on Netflix

Chuck Norris vs Communism comes alive as interviewees tell of apartment parties huddled around a VCR, enjoying in a state of awe the illicit pleasure of watching Chuck Norris chew a rat to death.

Jodorowsky’s Dune

Jodorowsky assembled an outrageously impressive group of collaborators, from HR Giger to Pink Floyd and Salvador Dali, and they began to build what many have called ‘the greatest science fiction film never made'.

Why not hire me?

I am a freelance writer who specialises in script writing, consulting and editing, blog writing, content production and, well, pretty much any job you need words for. 

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